Guacamole will never be the same.
So i’m drunk & decided to post all of my stories here so that you can have something to read & feel better about your own life.
Everyone who knows me would not be surprised at the shit i do. Not one bit. If you don’t know me then i apologize because now you will.
One time i was with this girl in a motel room & we got bored of watching the shitty cable so we decided to have sex, no big deal. So whatever, i decided to finger her butthole at the same time, i like that stuff. so i’m smashing & whatever, i bust inside her like i always do & move on with my life. She pulls out a bag of guacamole chips & starts munching away & i’m like okay cool, so she gives me the bag & you know when there’s only crumbs at the bottom of the bag so you have to like pinch the chips to grab them? well i’m elbow deep in this bag just trying to get the crumbs so i can see if these are any good. Then it hit me, i forgot to wash my hand after being knuckles deep in her butt, i’m pretty sure i saw shit on the end of my finger as well so i’m thinking “what do i think of this?” thank god i have no sense of smell or morals or i would have been disgusted with myself. & i only thought of this a few minutes ago but that bag was almost empty so i was probably playing with her fucking guacamole & never thought about it.
I’ll never think of guacamole the same after that night.
